Even sharing those moments where you take a pic of yourself that you think looks ... Well, let's say this was a feat of bravery.

<-- Needs a haircut

<-- So pale, ordinary light not only reflect but at twice the brightness.

<-- Needs to lose a few pounds.  My phone camera makes me look "meh", this is as good as it gets.  I wish it took pics like my sister's integrated macbook camera.

<-- Really needs a shave.

<--  Need to trim chin hair.

<-- Check it out, I'm wearing a green shirt!  I usually wear black.

I tend to take pictures of myself with my cell when I'm bored.  It takes the crappiest pictures, colors are off, pixels of horror creep in, they're often blurry, the word megapixel (singular) doesn't describe it and I had a webcam of lesser quality years ago that actually took a better pic.

In this, it's pretty apparent it I haven't slept in a while.  Either that, or someone gave me a nice shiner.  I'd rather have the shiner than a fucked up sleep pattern. (and for those who'd offer, giving me one won't correct the problem)

Note to self: Try smiling sometimes.