1 post tagged “person of the year”
Congrats - TIME Magazine voted you "Person of the Year"! What's your acceptance speech?
How embarrassing! How did I get here? I would have to be snatched up and made to give a silly speech in my jammies... Luckily today, I wore pajamas.
Thank you for voting me person of the year for having so many temp jobs, feverishly looking for decent work -- which despite any bullshit poll isn't easy to find. For hitting the bottom of my bank account and teetering on the rim and falling into a spell of depression and reclusive-ness that really should be medicated... I thank you, editors of time, for making me the poster guy loser of the year 2006!
Here's hoping I hit new lows in aught seven that will allow me to grace your cover so unexpectedly once more!
/end sarcasm
