Irritable Bouche Syndrome...

nobody@vox.com(Bouche) — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 18:24:02 -0400

I. I've ripped two pair of dockers this week.

II. I've spent a load on gas money ... This week alone ... and I may have to buy more this weekend. No, it's not a leak.

III. I approve entries that are most likely submitted by people who are paid much more than I do. They submit these entries on a third-party site. Does it make ANY sense to anyone why their entries are ready to be approved before they've posted corresponding files on their own website? Depending on the choices they make on feedback, going to their website can be optional, if they provide alternate means of contact or pretty much necessary if they do not... They do not. A few entries here and there from varied companies, no big. Many coming from one? Annoying. I make every effort to find a match on their site with no avail.

IV. Driving: Why do some people execute a turn quickly then s..l..o..w.. down to 10 miles below the speed limit? the trickiest part is fucking over with. Why do some people illegally turn on red when they can't see oncoming traffic? this was almost my first accident!!! WAIT! Lets get this right. NOT MY ACCIDENT, some other stupid fuck's accident! (AND he turned slowly.) Tailgaters -- Enough said (and I drive a wee bit above the speed limit). I'm loving how some people don't quite understand the whole 'merge' concept. It's not a drag racing strip and what little space I have between my car and the one ahead of me -- isn't yours! YIELD BITCHES!* Finally, here's tow things you should never presume: when stopped and in the middle lane -- the space isn't for you to squeak your ass between cars and into a gas station... If someone is moving at a decent speen in the right lane... Their car is wrecked, your car is wreck, the car ahead of me is wrecked and MY car is wrecked -- got it? Lastly, don't waste your time waving me on when I refuse to move and don't expect me to wave you on -- a driver can be held partially liable from any accidents that can occur from it (here at least). I appreciate your kindness in doing so, but it ain't going to happen. (Wait!!! I almost forgot the drunk driver ahead of me last week.. There, enough said).

V. When people ask for favors: why is it that the favor needs to be done on the opposite side of the city you just drove to?

VI. We live in the age of 24 hour food stores and restaurants. While internet banking and atms have helped -- why can't they change or extend their hours to accommodate the 9 - 5 people? I mean, I can make the trip during lunch, but it's so very inconvenient... If my bank had a branch where a trip didn't take 30-45 minutes of lunch, I wouldn't bitch.

VII. I'm quitting here. I feel better already.

* - I make allowances for drivers when I see we're neck and neck. I allow people who seem stuck. I'm just not keen on people who think they're fucking nascar drivers -- speeding and flying down a lane that's about to end. SORRY, I've got the right of way!

The Red

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