I felt funky this morning.
I had a sour stomach all after noon.
I wished my mom a happy mothers day.
A little later, I couldn't walk without feeling extremely ill.
Just a few moments ago... I made a rather violent offering to the porcelain gods... It felt as if it was going to be a human sacrifice.
My eyes are black and blue and bloodshot. My stomach is still off.
Happy mothers day mom ... Please avoid me like the plague!
What's the best thing about your mom?
She's a beautiful, strong, intelligent and endearing woman. I can't pick one best thing about her. She was in her 40s when she was pregnant with me. She had me despite her age, the odds, the words of others... She's given me life and we're both fine. According to science at the time, I wasn't supposed to be "normal", there should have been a lot of problems with me... So, no one "upsold" my existence and she didn't listen, she felt she knew better. She was right.
Growing up, she gave me the attention and love and scolding I needed. Sometimes, things could have gone either way. I think if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't feel as good about myself as I can now.
I'm so bored, going to bed excites me. WHEEEE
What are you most sensitive about?
Depends. Lots of things but I am not divulging it here.
If I think someone is taking advantage of a sensitivity, I become an unhappy camper.
What are you most sensitive about?
Depends. Lots of things but I am not divulging it here.
If I think someone is taking advantage of a sensitivity, I become an unhappy camper.
How do you think small businesses could use social media to help grow their business?
Never? Well, it depends on the business.
IF there's a nice coffee shop that has open mike nights or some cool business that I really like and they have an opt in sort of thing that's my choice to join, then they can use it. If they create something and don't bother people with it, thats fine to. But I'm not very crazy on having someone link to something of mine in an attempt to see if I'll go for it. This is my time, these are my accounts, leave me the hell alone. Or I'll put shaving cream on your storefront :)
What is one thing you MUST do before you go to bed at night?
check email, chat with various peoples (you know who you are!), brush teeth, listen to a few tracks, browse and get tired.
What fictional character do you relate to most and why?
I don't know. I like a lot of fictional characters. Mostly from TV and movies but I can't think of any off the top of my head I relate to.
Do you support the gas tax holiday being pushed by Clinton and McCain?
A holiday? One day/period of time out of all the rest where we're not sodomized by high gas prices / taxes? I have better idea. A permanent break from it. How many things do we really need to be fucking taxed on? Start kicking the search for alternate fuels and modern public transportation. Whether it's expensive or dirt cheap, fossil fuels aren't/won't be a solution for us much longer.
