What makes a good President of the United States?
What makes a good one? Really really good president? Most likely an alien.
How did you celebrate Valentine's Day?
Submitted by Stephen.
Coughing a lung up. Cheers!
I went to the doctors today. I have the flu. There's nothing they can do for me. :-p
Than having a stomach bug? Having it turn into the cough from hell, chills, fever here and there, pains running up and down the body. Oh and... I'm completely fucking dizzy.
I seem to have caught a stomach virus.
I'll name him knifey after the sharp and extreme moments of pain he brings.
Tell us the story behind one of the text messages or voicemails you have saved in your phone.
That would be bad.