The Lab: It's hurts so much to when we're apart. Darling, take my heart.

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Caption: C'mon, sweetheart. This was a $90 Ralph Lauren shirt I just cut through. And you can keep the heart. If that doesn't prove my love for you... hmmm, I might have a $60 Jerry Garcia tie I could wrap the heart up in a bow for you. Would that finally convince you to be my valentine?
Good one :) Here's another spin on that.

Ralph Lauren shirt with Jerry Garcia tie: $150
Hair cut and highlights from some swank salon: $75 with tip
Look on sweethearts face when you react to her emasculating rejection by eviscerating yourself because nothing you've done was ever good enough for her: Priceless!
Niiiice :)
[this is good]
HAHA!
Hysterical!

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