QotD: Your Last Twenty Bucks

List three things you'd buy with your last $20. One practical, one frivolous and one of your choosing.

It's funny that you've whittled my funds down to $20.  This thought provoking QotD just might be the case with me soon.  By narrowing my choices down with specification on these purchases, you're making me "think" of what I would need to buy to satiate the request rather than capture what I'd really do with that money.  Of course, the answer to that would be to survive.  I don't see a stipulation on others supporting me after this or it being the last $20 I spend before I'm a blood smear on the windshield of some midlife crisis mobile.  Yeah, we'll go with that scenario.  Fuck this survival bull grizzle.

Practical: lint roller.  I have pets and I usually sport their hair with me where ever I go. $4
Frivolous: a pet toy.  I am one of those strange people who enjoy playing with their pets.$4
One thing of my choosing: A pair of sunglasses that I usually try at one of those weird sunglasses kiosks.  I usually buy the type that I think make me look "bad ass". $9.95