QotD: Survivor

If you were stranded on a desert island, what five people would you eat first?
Submitted by James Poling.

I get the feeling someone watches Lost and perhaps also has recently seen the movie Alive.

First of, I wouldn't ever literally consume to digest a human being.  If you start picking off your fellow stranded, you can't dazzle them with your fabulous feats of witty sarcasm and if any of them since most of them would have to be women what would they think if you broke down and chose the easy way to nourish yourself?  They'd obviously think you wouldn't have half a brain to fish, build huts, weave hammocks for two, and construct coconut powered limited rage walkie talkies, would they?  So, judging from this I'd most likely end up on some cannibals menu and who can blame them?  I'm totally delicious.  Just a warning though, while I don't consume the flesh of my kind... That doesn't mean I won't kick their asses if they try to eat mine.