QotD: Stop Me If You've Heard This One
What's the infamous story people tell about you?
Submitted by Cherney.
The best story would come from my best friend and the night we got bombed till we staggered to a taxi. The driver stopped two blocks into our trip home and picked up a crack hooker he knew. Not just any crack addicted hooker, but an old, trench coated, extremely smelly woman -- most likely the cabbies wife. She propositioned us once she got in. "Which one of you wanna bleep bleep bleep'n bleep first?" I fucking screamed at the top of my lungs, then screamed "GET OOOOOOOOOUT!" We laughed the rest the way home. There's another story concerning strippers and even thought we weren't in Vegas, I'm not tellin'.
Jack might have one of his own, when he figures out how to use Vox. It might involve screaming things out of car windows... Ya never know with that guy.
