QotD: Sick Day

What's your favorite thing about being sick?

There's so much to choose from!

10. "Well golly gee... Throwing up was so much fun I think I'll flirt with bulimia."
9.  "That was a groovy fever, I totally passed out and whacked my head on something and I got a concussion as a bonus!"
8.  "Remember that last thing we ate?  We can never have it again.  EVER!"
7.  "I was hot, now I'm cold, now I'm hot, I'm cold... I'm confused"
6.  "Why wish for a roller coaster ride when I can have vertigo instead!?"
5.  "Lookie, I blew my nose too hard and now blood's pouring out like a faucet!"
4.  "Uhoh!  move, move, move, UHOH, UHOH, OHMYGOD! Nevermind :( "
3.  "That time I asked for a gun to blow my head off due to a week or so of severe migraines?  Priceless!"
2.  "There's nothing like blowing enough snot out of your nose people believe you actually dispense that silly slime kids buy out of quarter machines".
1.  "So I get the dubious honor of paying $100 for a diagnosis of the flu, a doctors excuse, and no meds?  SWEET!  Can I have my parking validated?"

Yeah, being sick is fucking awesome.  I love it.