QotD: It's All In The Stars

What's your sign?  What do you think of astrology and horoscopes?

    I'm a Gemini.  I don't think about astrology... I think it's crap really.  I read the horoscopes for fun, out of boredom... Once though something kinda funny happened.  At work, during a break I checked out my horoscope and it read: prepare for shock of losing your job, better things will turn up... blah, blah, blah...  That night, I got a call stating my employers weren't picking up my contract and not to go into work on Monday.  This astonished me, yet the call left me confused because I was scheduled for work on Saturday.  I went in anyway and found my ID deactivated and got in with the assistance of one of the nicer managers... Since it was sudden, a message on voice mail, and pretty impersonal... Instead of cleaning my messy desk, I just grabbed my coffee cup, some knick-knacks, grinned and thought "clean it yourselves!", said my good-byes and left.  I didn't like the job anyways.  Miss the money though.