QotD: I'm Biting My Tongue

What are 10 things you want/ed to say out loud but you can't/couldn't? 
Submitted by alix.

10.    You don't pay me enough to hold all this shit together and care at the same time...  PICK ONE OR PAY UP!
9.      I see you like glaring at me when you think I'm not looking. This is a creepy conversation I just started isn't it?  Imagine how I felt noticing your eyes burn a hole through me.  Now that you pissed your pants and feel fairly certain that I'm a fucking nut case, do us both a favor and find a nice book to preoccupy them peepers, mmmkay?
8.      You know, your whole cologne and febreeze lifestyle isn't really hiding the fact that you need to shower.
7.      It didn't look like "this victim" could kick your ass, huh?  Now that I've started I don't want to stop...  But I'm fucking late for work you piece of shit.  (oh wait, I really said that).
6.      I know we're 'friends' but I just want to let you know that I love you more than he does.  I want to make you happier than he can.  I want you to feel as if you're going to combust from ecstasy.  I respect your decision, but you're missing out.  I want to put your needs before mine.  I love you and I will always care for you.
5.      Your wife just kissed and then slowly licked me. And I think I saw you enjoying that.  And I think I'm sick now.
4.      You should kiss the fucking ground she walks on, without her you're nothing and nowhere.
3.      Darling, I'm saying "I'm not interested" because I think "you just made me choke on dry heave" isn't very nice, no matter how truthful I'm being.  But if "I'm not interested", "please don't touch me", and "no, please leave" doesn't work...
2.     Wow,  I'll never forget how close you came to freaking out and crying like a baby the closer we got to the strip club!  (oh wait, I would totally say that to him)
1.     HAHAHA..!!! *sigh* holy shit.  Good one!  Oh I'm sorry... Why were you calling again?