QotD: Danger Is My Middle Name
When was the last time you did something dangerous?
Submitted by Ross.
There's a fine line between dangerous and stupid. Many things straddle it.
Unprotected sex is both dangerous and stupid! I haven't done that though... If the opportunity arises, I'm prepared for safety. Does the expiration date really matter? Phfft!
Um... Uh... I... Well? OH RIGHT! I went walking where I shouldn't be. But I was lost, does that count?
I flirt with taken women... That can be dangerous. And if I do it intentionally, stupid.
Errr... Hmm. Can I get back to you?
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I wanna hear more about this part. So, at the very least, I can live vicariously through you--and I'm not even attached! :) Didn't you ever see the movie "Unfaithful" with richard gere and diane lane? I totally got that movie and I'm not even married.
Maybe this comment was more a propo for your sister (or someone like her!)
;)
I fell in love with a Best Buy woman, she was really cute. We talked whenever I came in, for a long while, and I decided to ask her out for coffee. She said yes, we went to a coffee place and everything seemed to be going well, until 1/2 hour in she starts talking about her husband. *skreeeeech* Husband? I wrapped things up hastily after that.
My bar hopping days, I met a girl who looked like Sarah Michelle Gellar, only hotter. I told her. I can't remember if she asked if I wanted to kiss her or if I asked, thanks to inebriation, but she said I was cute and introduced me to her boyfriend who was two feet away. She then brought him over and introduced me and I think she whispered to him what I said and as I blushed, he was cool/secure enough to take it well.
I had a crush on my a coworker's wife. One time, drinking again (are you taking notes kids -- these are things -not- to do). I had a Vodka Martini loaded with olives, it was my third. She asked for an olive and then shared it with me in a bit of a provocative way... With him there. I was so uncomfortable, yet aroused, yet freaked out, that I made a hasty departure.
My friend was flirting with a woman who was married. We didn't know. She talked to him and all, but kept sitting on my hand (I was leaning against a pool table)... On purpose. She admitted this to him and also expressed a desire for an affair... He was a little freaked by it.
I'll probably think of more. I've tried to steal girls from their boyfriends when I was younger. Especially if they were jerks. Never worked!
Let me clarify that although I was totally crushing, I never acted on it. Never wanted that to happen.