How did you pull a muscle in your back while you slept? They asked

Okay.  I must share it with everyone because the explanation is as strange to me as it will be to you.

I dreamt I was a bird.  I think I was a seagull.  I was an older bird and my life was full of flying and socializing with other birds but it was full of bird drama.  I was an old bird who had narrowly averted an attack on my life and I had a very sore wing.  As T flew back to my roost or nest, I felt as if I had just returned from my last flight out and this was it.  The alarm went off and my wing still hurt.  Oh no wait... It's my right shoulder muscle and it hurts like a mofo.

I was bent and unable to stand straight until I stood in a hot shower for 15 minutes.  I then had to go to rite aid for some ibuprofen.  This made me 1/2 an hour late to work.  Working with a bum wing.  I had left the roost after all.

I don't think I'll wish to come back as a bird anymore.  I'm quite sure the whole "death on the roost" thing isn't very peaceful or nice. :(  Esp with the bigger birds flying over every so.