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Who was the last person you offended?
Submitted by May.
I have no idea!
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What do you daydream about? Is it something far-fetched, or something that might actually happen?
Submitted by lost_in_eternity2207.
I don't really daydream anymore. Not since I was in my late teens/early twenties.
]]>OK, so, if we’re to condemn Barrack Obama because the pastor of his church said some inflammatory things, how much more upset should we be with John McCain for selecting as his convention chief a man who was a shill for the Burmese regime?
If Jeremiah Wright shouting “God damn America” during some overblown sermon somehow bruises Obama’s presidential electability, then doesn’t McCain employing as senior counsel and spokesman a man who has made millions working in cahoots with the likes of Ferdinand Marcos and Ibrahim Babangida render him unelectable?
Last time I checked, human rights violations were bad and freedom of speech was good.
]]>Life is full of tough choices. If you’re currently stuck in a quandary, consider the fact that you could be faced with much harder options from which to choose. You might’ve, for example, unknowingly disturbed a sleeping Djinn and then found yourself having to make really terrible choices such as these:
♠ Would you rather swim naked through a city block of sewage or keep a severed fish head in your underwear for a week?
♠ Would you rather eat bumble bees or poison ivy?
♠ Would you rather have teeth made out of chalk or a bellybutton that continually seeps a black, oily discharge?
♠ Would you rather have nerves in your fingernails or no nerves in your happy place?
♠ Would you rather brush your teeth with a used toilet scrubber or wipe your ass with 60-grit sandpaper?
♠ Would you rather smell strongly of cat piss or wear a sweat-stained maternity bra on your head the rest of your life?
♠ Would you rather spontaneously belch whenever anyone says your name or end every sentence with: “So sayeth Plumpy the Wet Booger!”
♠ Would you rather be the corpse-eating sidekick of an immortal serial killer or Ann Coulter’s sex slave?
Yeah, your silly dilemma doesn’t seem so tough now, does it? So pick already!
What is your deepest, darkest fear?
Submitted by [Susan].
Like I would tell YOU!
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http://www.iceland.co.uk/
LOL. I was having a conversation online and someone mentioned going to Iceland and I said "the shop?", Then I had to explain that Iceland is a shop and not just a country!
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http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/search/apa?query=kent%2C+OH&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max&bedrooms=
helping that guy find an apartment with his friends. Rent in Kent is DEAD CHEAP OMGZZZZ1!!111
What's the best thing about your mom?
Well .. my mom was my most faithful cheerleader. She always had confidence in me when my own confidence failed. I thought she hated me when I was fifteen and sixteen, as most girls feel about their mothers. In fact, my mom loved me more than anything and would have done anything for me. We just butted heads so much back then I just couldn't see it. When you're sixteen, you have a very narrow and self-centered view of your own life. When I grew older, I realized that and saw what happened through matured eyes.
I went to visit her today. I took her flowers and sat beside her on a grassy knoll, overlooking a gorgeous mountain view.
What a shock it was for me when she suddenly died last summer. It took me a while to accept it. Even now, it's hard to actually believe she's not just gone on some extended holiday.
I miss her. A lot.
I'M GOING TO EDINBURGH!
I get to stay here.
I get to eat this:
I get to see this:
and this:
and this
and maybe drink lots of this: